Should you be institutionalized?

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?

Answer

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

So, how did *YOU* do?

Should you be instititonalized?

Can you answer this question?

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Stop imagining!

Now… Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?

I would rather the crocodile attack the alligator. For those who thought it would be no difference, read the sentence again to see the double meaning.

Alligator or Crocodile?

Now… Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?

I would rather the crocodile attack the alligator. For those who thought it would be no difference, read the sentence again to see the double meaning.

Puzzle

Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake, you cannot go any further.

This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! Puzzle

So you read it? Well done. Now go back and read the third word of each line from the top.

Einstein!?

Okay, now another puzzle. There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. In each house lives a person of a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. Using the clues below can you determine who owns the fish?

*The author may have been Albert Einstein. If you can solve it, you’re a genius!

The Brit lives in a red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
The green house owner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

Comments are welcome!