27/02/08
!A blog page of RIDDLES!
Okay…get ready…and try to get them right J
- A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
Answer: It was a bright, sunny day.
- What word if pronounced right is wrong but if pronounced wrong is right?
Answer: Wrong
- If a man were born in Greece, raised in Spain, came to America, and died in San Francisco, what is he?
Answer: Dead
- Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen?"
Answer: Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.
- Teller: Hey you want to take an idiot test?
Victim: Sure
Teller: What color is the sky?
Victim: Blue, duh.
Teller: Good. What color is the grass?
Victim: Green.
Teller: Excellent. What color is my hair?
Victim: Brown (answers may vary)
Teller: What was the first question I asked you?
Victim: What colour is the sky.
Teller: No, I asked you if you wanted to take an idiot test! DUH!
Thanks for reading (and hopefully working out) my riddles! There will be more to come soon...
Bye for now
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